Ok, I'm going to give you a choice here.

You can either view my profile in Story mode or in Deanster mode.

For this mode I narrate to you about me. There's plenty of juicier details here. Lots of information to digest. It's just a matter of you spending some time to read through. Make that a lot of time. Haha...

In Deanster mode, for you people familiar with Friendster, this mode is just about that. I summarize all there is to be known about me, and present it in a clear and concise style. Similar to my Friendster account, just with a tad more info.