Deanism.

It is a way of life.

Principles and Philosophies that have been woven into the fabric of my life.

Take it or leave it, love it or hate it, one thing's for sure.

It is here to stay!

Oh yes, Deanism is also made up of hilarious theories.

Check it out...

Principles

1) Love each other, or die.

2) Go ahead, have fun. You live life only once.

3) In all that you do, even if you do wrong, you must always look good!

4) Always look on the brighter side of things.

5) What goes around, comes around.

Theories

0) Dianaism is lame and it's going down.

1) You can never strike 4D until your fengshui is fixed. But to fix your fengshui you have to hire a fengshui master who will probably charge you more than what you can win.

2) If someone was to cross-bred a mosquito and a cat, the end product is probably going to be called "mos-kitten". If someone was to cross-bred a mosquito and a cow, and that product ended up as food, it'll probably be known as "mos-burger".

3) Heard on the radio "... and to all my friends who knows me.." Well, you don't have friends who don't know you, that's for sure.

4) Time tends to slow down when you're waiting for something boring or uninteresting to end. I suppose it's to make you glad that it's over.

5) 2 out of 10 singles hang out at bookstores such as Borders or Kinokuniya to hook up with partners.

6) 6 out of 10 singles go online to look for partners.

7) 2 out of 10 singles end up without partners FOREVER!

8) When you sit down in the restaurant or a cafe with friends, someone in the restaurant or cafe is bound to capture everyone's attention. That person is more likely to be irritating or weird or a combination of both.

9) While traveling, reading a good book will make time travel faster.

10) People are obsessed with knowing why the chicken crossed the road. This is next to knowing which came first, the chicken or the egg.

11) The beginning of a bad day is marked by waking up at the wrong time.

Stay tuned for more Deanism!